Rebekah

I think it is only natural for an artist or a writer to look at another’s work and compare it to their own. It still sucks balls when your own work is the paler of the two, though.

It’s strange to me that we use words and phrases such as “wedgie” and “tippy toes” normally and naturally. They seem so childish and immature. Why don’t we have more sophisticated ways of saying them? Would people even use them at this point?

sorry?

I know that we don’t know each other, and that I’m no more your type than you are mine, but I can’t help that I think you’re cute in the same way you can’t help that you are cute.

I eat three to four meals each day. My metabolism is average. I do not ever attempt to lose weight by starving myself or jogging or sweating to the oldies. I have hips and thighs and a this little belly that I like to call “the jelly.” It is my somewhat-permanent food baby. And you know what? Boys like me. Girls do too.

I don’t ever really write about myself on my tumblr, but there are so many posts on my dashboard about eating disorders for the sake of a guy liking you and shit right now, so I figured I’d throw in my two cents.

I look awesome naked. Better than really skinny girls, who look like skeletons, which isn’t really very sexy at all, not unless you’re into necrophilia. Curves are hot. There’s cushioning there, so you’re not just rubbing bone against bone. Cuddling is better. Oh, and there’s always the added bonus of consuming food. Real, actual food. That shit’s delicious, in case some of you have forgotten.